Too Dark in Here
7 years ago
"Can someone turn on the lights?"
"Yes, we have the lights on."
"Not those lights....such spot lights on dank corners, black lights on events of consequence"
"Yes, how about some bright and shiny illuminations in shades of golden brightness?"
"Oh so you're looking for a different show, then. Try the Simpsons, or listen to Willie Nelson"
"Ok, I will"